BREAKING: Senator Trent Lott to Resign

By dr. polidori

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Lottie Boy is the U.S. Senate’s #2 ranking Republican and is only one year into his most recent elected term of office from the great State of Mississippi (which will probably Miss-him-a-Lott). You will perhaps remember Lottie Boy eulogizing that old segregationist interlarder Storm Thurmond at his funereal and praising Storm’s racist run for the U.S. Presidency on the Burning Cross ticket back in the 1950’s; then alack! Lottie Boy had to resign his Majority Leadership position in the Senate because of all the flack his funereal eulogizing and insinuations raised.

Well, he’s now declared himself out by New Year’s.

Maybe. Just maybe. It’s because someone else is now outting him…

You guessed! Didn’t you? Lottie Boy just kind of rhymes with “Naughty Boy”…

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