When Humbert Humbert first compared Lolita’s venal region to a fuzzy peach and had even stranger things to say about other people’s regions, was it just his diminished white matter misfiring?
Furthermore, when as a lonely youth he diddled with maria and her four sisters was he exclusively using only his left hand? (When driving his step-daughter from rustic motel to seedy hotel throughout the American Southwest, offering pennies for her thoughts–to which she typically responded with her open palm–we know that he had to be using his right hand!)
Did he also suffer from low I.Q. and low self-esteem?
Is this typical of lecherous college professors?
These medicos think they know…
