Weak January retail sales were the worst they’ve been in almost forty years!
Bellowing in the tar pits, consumer confidence keeps sinking lower…
University of Michigan predicts the recession will be “much longer than usual” (whatever that means)!
But never fear: architects of the mortgage meltdown are reveling in Vegas. But it’s a sad/happy kind of celebration. Like when the comely lap-dancer pukes in your drink!
