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NOTICE: TB Hiatus (No Joke)

12 February 2008

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dr. polidori recently was diagnosed with latent TB infection, courtesy of one of his fine students, who began coughing up blood for Christmas. Because of this latent TB infection and sero-conversion, the local health department has put dr. polidori on mandatory treatment with isoniazid 300mg for the next nine months. Among the not uncommon side effects of taking this drug are: psychosis, depression, dangerous elevations of blood pressure, blindness, fatal hepatitis, and (last but not least) not being able to eat many of his favorite foods and alcoholic drinks! He must now upon threat of arrest take a dangerous white pill each and every day, see his doctor and go to the hospital for blood work each and every month plus be examined by an ophthalmologist every other month.

While dr. polidori is not happy with this regimen and has sadly decided to at least temporarily stop updates at Aboulia Cafe until his new TB aboulia is in complete remission, he is really pleased not to be having to watch so closely (on your behalf) the Mexican train wreck of the American economy or the current antics of the Presidential campaign, which in his estimation is bound to turn out badly no matter whomever is elected… So while you may continue to stare in fascination as the dusty little ambulance winds its way up the dusty little road and finally arrives at the bloody carnage on the tracks to take away any rich people (leaving everyone else to expire of their injuries, along with the sunlight, in the yucca forest of Third World poverty), dr. polidori will be nursing himself in the sanatorium of his own mind, popping a pill each and every morning for the next nine months upon threat of a masked health worker accompanied by a pistol-totting police officer shoving same pill down his throat with the aid of a physician’s spatula.

The horror! The horror!

 

The Food Network Line-up

18 December 2007

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There’s something frightening about the Food Network, and I’m not talking about just “Thirty Second Meals”…or “Semi-Defrosted Meals with Sandra Lee”…or “2 Dudes Catering”…or “Glutton for Punishment”…or “Food 911″…or “Emeril DOA”

I’m not even talking about “The Barefoot Contessa” who reminds one not so much of a barefoot artisan in an apron at work in her kitchen as of Fantasia’s dancing hippopotami wearing tutus. No, I’m not even talking about “Everyday Italian” with Giada De Laurentiis, who is not only hot! hot! hot! but is also the granddaughter of Dino De Laurentiis, the Hollywood producer who produced such movie hits as Barabbas and David Lynch’s Doom. (Confidentially–just between you and me–although Giada is a fetching young morsel I wouldn’t eat her cooking either!)

No, what is truly frightening about the Food Network is the Godzilla of Savannah, the monster in extra wide shoes with “a laugh” so hearty and loud it sounds like a percussionist banging on the inside of an empty water tower in downtown Atlanta. I’m speaking, of course, of Paula’s Home Cooking. Paula and her brood (who make frequent cameo appearances between the pouring of whiskey and basting of ribs on the TV screen) seem to have all the cultural refinement of the Huckabee family before they went on crash diets and stopped hanging dogs. I tell ya: This lady sends shivers right up my spine and down my gastrointestinal tract and when she ladles up the gravy onto the corn grits and scoops the bacon-soaked greens onto my virtual plate, I immediately head for the Other Room… This antipathy I have for her isn’t just a vegan thing because she is also a ham-pushing union-buster targeted by labor workers who are now picketing her Savannah food digs. Omnivores Beware!

Mobile McMansions

2 December 2007

We used to call them “trailers”…

Milton Friedman is rolling in his grave

2 December 2007

Malawi decides to save itself from famine by flipping off Britain and the U.S.

A Vote for Hillary is A Vote for

28 November 2007